英语小笑话english joke 简单有趣的英语短笑话!

    english joke,能让乏味无趣的生活更加更诙谐和有趣,也让孩子们情绪能够有效的放松,课堂充满活力。今天就给大家分享几个简单有趣的英语短笑话:

    英语小笑话:

    Teacher: which hand you used to write with?
    Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write!

    英语小笑话:

    What kind of school do giraffes like to go?
    Only the High school!

    英语小笑话:

    Why the letter B is sitting so cool?
    Because it is in between A and C!

    英语小笑话:

    Teacher: if you had 12 apples, 10 oranges, 5 pineapples, 15 strawberries, what would you have?
    Student: A yummy fruit salad, Ma’am!

    英语小笑话:

    Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
    Teacher: Who is this?
    Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

    英语小笑话:

    Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
    Student: “I is..”
    Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
    Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!

    英语小笑话:

    One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
    Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!

    英语小笑话:

    Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
    Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!

    英语小笑话  简单有趣的英语短笑话!

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